The Poopy Pants Biden Song
Rumor has it that some serious sh!t went down at the Vatican recently. Fortunately for us, the gifted Piper James provides us the low-down and dirty in his new song Poopy Pants Biden.
Bravo Piper James for making the most of a sh!!ty situation! I particularly like the line “When a tyrant’s gone senile making fun doesn’t seem so mean.” Piper James clearly understands why Biden’s reported health issue is a relevant topic of comedic commentary.
I laughed so hard while listening to this song that I almost pooped my own pants! Piper James is absolutely brilliant.
If you want to sing along, here are the lyrics:
Poopy Pants Biden
by Piper James
Poopy Pants Biden, can’t you hold it? (2X)
He went to the Vatican the Pope said “Holy Shit!”
This is just what happens when the president’s a senile man
He could tell you how, but remember it he probably can’t
So he called secret service sayin’ help me, someone shit my pants
Poopy Pants Biden, can’t you hold it? (2X)
He went to the Vatican the Pope said “Holy Shit!”
Well they cleaned him up and media said no one cares
And they took him home and ignored it like it was the VAERS
And to make him feel better someone said at least it wasn’t stairs
Poopy Pants Biden, can’t you hold it? (2X)
He went to the Vatican the Pope said “Holy Shit!”
Now the shit’s gone viral and everyone has made a meme
Seeing Biden with a poop stain say someone pass the beans
When a tyrant’s gone senile making fun doesn’t seem so mean
Listen to Piper James’ song about Sesame Street here, and be sure to check out his work at SoundCloud.